WWE’s Vince McMahon Should Produce GOP’s National Convention In Cleveland
BY SAM FIELDS
If he does not win the Republican nomination, Donald Trump has predicted “riots” at the GOP convention in Cleveland.
There will never be a better time to show how law abiding American citizens, exercising their Second Amendment right, can bring justice and peace to troubled waters…and make a billion dollars in the process.
We need WWE’s Vince McMahon! The one and only Vince McMahon who, for the last 30 years, has given us WrestleMania.
WWE’s kingpin Vince McMahon
McMahon’s the guy who can turn the upcoming political convention into the spectacle it deserves, all while making big bucks for the party in the process.
For instance, we all know that the best response to a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
So I am proposing that the GOP refuse Secret Service protection, eliminate metal detectors, and encourage law abiding delegates to “pack heat” when they come to Cleveland.
Image thousands of angry “Trumpsters”, “Cruzites” and whatever you call Kasich supporters…all armed to the teeth roaming the convention floor.
Forget the punching and kicking we’ve seen at the Trump rallies, the GOP Convention would have actual shootouts. While I would hate to see anyone killed, I sure don’t want to miss it.
It would make the convention so popular the GOP wouldn’t have to depend on the “Liberal Media” to broadcast it or corporate sponsorship to pay for it.
Making the convention a Pay-For-View event would fund the whole thing!
At $50 apiece with 20 million viewers, the GOP would take in a cool $1 billion. That would pay for the convention, the campaign and the Inauguration…or, if The Donald wins, the Coronation.
I would seriously consider that ticket…and I’m a liberal Democrat!
I would definitely pay the $50 if they included the kind of “modest” events I’m now suggesting.
While the schoolyard name-calling we have already seen is unprecedented, I propose turning it up a few notches.
Forget about all the boring Seconding Speeches. Instead, each of the three candidates would have their speakers do ten minutes of “Yo Mama” attacks on the other candidates, e.g.:
“Yo mama’s so fat her butt has its own precinct”.
“Yo mama’s so fat she’s registered to vote in North and South Dakota.”
“Yo mama’s so ugly she makes Carly Fiorena look like Miss Universe”.
Note to Readers: Seem ridiculous? Is it anymore ridiculous than Trump’s latest tweet that compares a picture of his wife with a picture of Mrs. Cruz.
Put another way, a race where the important issues were once fellatio and penis size could now take even a lower road of:
“My wife is red hot…your wife ain’t doodly squat”.
This opens the possibility of a bonus Pay-For-View event within the main Pay-For-View.
How much would you to pay to see a nude, jello wrestling cage match between Melania Trump and Heidi Cruz? It could be refereed by no one less than Jesse Ventura wearing his feather boa?
Forget about ISIS. Now you can get to see some real asses?
This isn’t much of a stretch. Trump already starred in 2007’s WrestleMania 23 in a Hair vs. Hair match against McMahon.
McMahon lost that one.
Donald Trump shearing Vince McMahon’s hair in the Hair Vs. Hair Match, WrestleMania 23. With Wrestler Bobby Lashley.
I can envision Trump shaving Ted Cruz bald in a new Hair vs. Hair match.
This can’t happen, you say. Would anybody have believed two years ago that the 2016 GOP race would make Wrestlemania look like Masterpiece Theater?
March 26th, 2016 at 1:26 pm
Sarah Palin is packed and ready!
March 26th, 2016 at 1:27 pm
Cheney and his shotgun will have a field day with all those lawyers in one place!
March 26th, 2016 at 1:30 pm
Forget $50.00.
Make it $100.00 and donate the difference the Hillary’s campaign!
It will still be a sell-out!
March 26th, 2016 at 7:50 pm
But Mr Nevins Mr McMahon IS producing n directoring the Republican Primary NOW isnt he?
March 26th, 2016 at 9:05 pm
To be honest about the allowable guns at the convention it is my understanding that carriers of protective weapons will be limited to three magazine clips of maximum 16 shells each, so only 48 rounds per person. Just what any reasonable person would expect, a fair limitation don’t you believe?
March 27th, 2016 at 4:01 am
Back in the day some folks suppose to be in the know would lecture us on how politics is the biggest spectator sport in America. Mr. Fields your comments support that as a colorful truth at least in this election cycle anyway.
March 27th, 2016 at 10:45 am
Boy this Mr.fields Buddy certainly likes you another exclusive. I find your satire to be concerning. Sure make a mockery of the whole process. You all know I am no supporter of Donald Trump but a win is a win is a win. He has one states over and over again. If Mr.Trump is the nominee, then he is the nominee. I would have started earlier w/ Trump Univeristy which I have ben addressing for months, but who’s counting. I also think here we go again w/ the attacks (cheap shots I wish our election here in Ft>alu were tomorrow canidates put yourself in the driver’ seat put the petal to the metal ,look in that rear view mirror and see me ,oh yes makin sure everyone plays fair and no cheap shots huh som of you) to Ted Cruz you started it this week your staffers put that ad out about Trumps’ wife naked on a bear skin rug wearing nothing but jewels the Donald bought you w/ caption is this what you want in a first lady, then Roger Stone and company(surprized your name didn’t come up Mike Ahearn)put that piece in the rags about Cruz allegedly cheating on his wife, Cruz went nuts . Mrs.Cruz is a big wig at Goldman’ Sachs, Cruz campaign should have left things alone(you would have one Utah w/out doing this stunt-by Trump questioning Romney mormon faith sealed the deal), then you have Trump’ people go after Cruz. Silly . Melania got lucky at the altar, Cruz wife has degree. Big shot at Goldman’ , no need to go to that level. Melania we all can’t marry millionaires etc, some people use their smarts talents, etc. This is what Cruz should have done, not ramble on, how dare you, keeping up w/ the name callin etc. I work w/ my hands (cutting hair), no I;m not married to millionaire, taking provocative photos(by the way Melania wa s paid for that piece by GQ) I use my wits , not looks my talents, for Mr. Cruz to be so upset was what exactly the Trump people wanted. Lesson stay away from cheap shots ,makes you look concerned, vunerable. As far as convention let the winner take all, to deny Trump will disenfranchize the Party. To have the delegations deny Trump ,you surely will lose in Nov. To mock the Trump supporters ia another dump move. wrestle mania , guns going off, total chaos, don’t do this you will lose. If Trump is Trump, well the people have spoken, to deny is to create failure. Will see….
March 27th, 2016 at 11:54 am
Party Primaries elect delegates who are NOT legally bound to vote for the candidate whose “banner” they were elected under except usually only on the first ballot.
The candidates of each major political party are chosen by BOTH elected delegates AND ANY OTHER “super delegates” created by party rules WHICH ARE REVIEWED N CAN BE N USUALLY ARE CHANGED BY THE RULES COMMITTEE OR BY VOTE OF THE CONVENTION ITSELF.
In CLOSED TO ALL BUT REGISTERED REPUBLICANS PRIMARIES MR TRUMP NEVER COMES CLOSE TO 50% AND OTHER CANDIDATES OUT POLL HIM.
There is no basis NOW for the assumption a REPUBLICAN PARTY CONVENTION would blindly agree to nominate a candidate who seems to get his “wins” from disgruntled Democrats n Independents.
To best of all public information well respected Irish-American community leader n esteemed attorney Michael Ahearn is totally uninvolved in tabloid gossip or questionable ads of candidates’ wives noe or in the past. References to him in blog posting on these subjects are nonsense.
March 27th, 2016 at 3:43 pm
2nd Amendment rights are enshrined in the Constitution and no liberal jokester like Sam Fields can take them away.
March 28th, 2016 at 11:28 am
The “Second Amendment Right to Carry Arms” as a senior lawyer like Counsellor Fields can explain better than I is like all “rights” NOT UNLIMITED as the neandertals of the Tea Party Family Research Council MRC and other tinhats cannot comprehend like religious freedom racial equality or science such as global warming n vaccines.
March 28th, 2016 at 1:40 pm
buddy at least they have an open democratic primary not like the other one that is decided by the so called super unelected delegates, glad to see the left still does not believe in the power of the masses to choose, I guess they feel the betters can give guidance…
March 28th, 2016 at 2:08 pm
There’ll be no guns at the convention. The secret service will see to that. But there may be obscenities being shouted, fights on the floor, chairs being hurled, police in riot gear separating brawling delegates, people being tazed and taken into custody, etc. What the hell. Turn on the fire hoses too.
March 28th, 2016 at 4:30 pm
#11 zigy, you very sad GOP Tea Bagger. Learning the truth has always helped every student in their lives. You can always go back to high school and try to get that diploma.
“List of Democratic Party Super Delegates, 2016
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This list of the approximately 719 unpledged delegates (commonly known as Super Delegates) who will cast a vote at the 2016 Democratic National Convention, to be held July 25–28 in Philadelphia. Unpledged delegates represent about a sixth of the overall delegate count (approximately 4,770) and come from several categories of prominent Democratic Party members:
• 20 distinguished party leaders (DPL), consisting of current and former presidents, vice-presidents, congressional leaders, and DNC chairs
• 21 Democratic governors (including territorial governors and the Mayor of the District of Columbia)
• 46 Democratic members of the United States Senate (including Washington, DC shadow senators)
• 193 Democratic members of the United States House of Representatives (including non-voting delegates)
• 435 elected members of the Democratic National Committee(including the chairs and vice-chairs of each state’s Democratic Party)”
GOP zigy, I know you feel you have to wake up every morning trying to think of something new to be nasty about the Democratic Party and its leaders. But obtaining the truth about the Super Delegates is not really all that hard.
They are all ELECTED at least once in their lifetime.
Next time, how about asking a 4th grader to assist you?
March 29th, 2016 at 11:14 am
forgive me Hilary, u r so correct, they were elected at one time so why should their votes not count forever, makes great sense but why have an election at all, isn’t that what they do in cuba etc….. I guess anything can be rationalized, hell I listened to raull stating cuba had no political prisoners, and I always thought they had many….. im not a teabageer my dear just a humble soul who believes the process should be fair and open to all, im sounding like a democrat as to voting righs, so why don’t they practice what they preach….. but what fun would that be.
March 29th, 2016 at 11:19 am
Hilary can you lend me a 4th grader to figure out my smart tv, phone, etc. to old to do it on my own, and im not a republican but it looks like im being forced to vote for trump the lesser of two evils….
March 29th, 2016 at 11:49 am
This opens the possibility of a bonus Pay-For-View event within the main Pay-For-View.
How much would you to pay to see a nude, jello wrestling cage match between Debbie Waterman Schultz and Count Cocolatte Chudude? It could be refereed by no one less than Mitch “The Un-Licensed Masseuse” Ceasar dripping in peppermint massage oil wearing his feather boa?
March 29th, 2016 at 1:53 pm
When you achieve national stature as the Chairman of the Democratic Party n a Congressmember or national political office as a Member of the Democratic National Committee n serve as County Chairman of a major Democratic Party or become an internationally known research historian who has to expose gross eras in first half of the 20th century published financial histories you attract night crawlers n cockroaches on South Florids bogs – so far all exposed as unemployed lobbyists tied to failed politicians or crooked developers both of which I will continue to oppose.
March 29th, 2016 at 8:34 pm
“who believes the process should be fair and open to all”
Yeah zigy!
You are slowly coming around to be a registered Democrat.
It is your GOP tea baggers that will not allow an American citizen (Born here in the USA.) to vote without a picture id.
An elderly black lady who has an expired passport (Picture) and an expired drivers license (Picture) will not be allowed to vote in Florida.
She could have served her country in WW 2 in the mud fields of France and Germany as a US Army nurse. (Again an expire dated ID with a picture.)
Welcome aboard!!!
March 29th, 2016 at 8:36 pm
“Hilary can you lend me”
zigy is really becoming a Democrat!
He now wants free things. zigy refuses to pay for the serves of that 4th grader.
I knew you would see the light!
March 29th, 2016 at 8:40 pm
#17. Count GOP LOSER.
I will to pay plenty to see Bristol Palin (“I have not just ONE LEGAL BASTARD child. BUT TWO!”) get into that ring with Bachmann!
Their total IQs may hit their own body temperatures!
March 30th, 2016 at 7:43 am
@20 is everything WRONG with too much of MY DEMOCRATIC PARTY which ELECTED ME TO PARTY and PUBLIC OFfICE.
Donald Trump n Ted Cruz RACE TO THE BOTTOM and now @20 joins THE RACE TO THE BOTTOM by dragging into a POTITICAL discussion the family of a political surrogate NOT INVOLVED IN THE CAMPAIGN.
March 30th, 2016 at 1:47 pm
#21 Count, what is so wrong?
You are afraid that the truth should not be displayed to all?
I am just stating a fact that GOP Sarah Plain, who has publicly endorsed The Donald, is a grandmother of two LEGAL BASTARD grandchildren. These are facts!
Go to google if you doubt my statements here.
Just as I state that Bernie Sanders is the father of a LEGAL BASTARD son. YES! Bernie met a girl. He banged her. She got pregnant and then Bernie dumped the girl. ALL FACTS!
Bernie Sanders is married to Jane Driscoll, his second wife. Mr. Sanders has an out-of-wedlock son, Levi, from a relationship he had between marriage #1 and marriage #2.
Again go to google if you doubt my facts.
Americans should know all facts. That is why Mr. Buddy Nevins is a wonderful guy here to allow these facts to be displayed so that all can read.
Sarah Palin is campaigning for Trump. Her daughter Bristol has two LEGAL BASTARD children. Fathered by 2 different men. Of course you have heard of the expression: “Good GOP Family Values!”
Levi Sanders is campaigning for his dad. His dad named Bernie, who just happens to be running for President of the United states, never married his mother.
I would be shocked, SHOCKED if for a minute you thought I was lying here.
OH THE SHAME!
March 30th, 2016 at 1:50 pm
From #22. Make that “Palin” not “Plain”.
Please allow me to plagiarize GOP Texas Governor Rick Perry: “OOOPS….Sorry!”
March 31st, 2016 at 8:42 am
At what point will people who say they believe in PRIVACY RIGHTS and DIGNITY stop discussing people’s PRIVATE LIVES because they don’t agree with their POLITICS?